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citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
Anonymous:
how do you determine if someone is too old to date?

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

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arabacusplex:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

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Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. —C.S. Lewis (via mode-chanel)

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#w

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bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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ephemervl:

this messed me up so bad

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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"We’re quirky, young and fresh. We’re not trying to be anyone else"

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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