the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope
are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke
can’t handle these.
your url is making me nervous
have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them
Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
“abortion is a permanent decision”
so is…having baby…..
do you know who you are?
do you know what’s happened to you?
do you want to live this way?
Two Navy Baseball players lip-synch a perfect Frozen duet