i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

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I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school

It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own

If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately


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no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

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I hope u get eaten out while your fav song plays u all deserve that

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sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

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Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

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check out the license plate

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flowers of london by fieldguided

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#john mayer


i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

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